It’s here, it’s here! Speeding towards our collective brains
like The Flash on steroids, the FIFA World Cup is here to unleash some glorious
fanaticism, thus making it okay for a straight man to say stuff like
“Cristiano’s ball-control is sexy.”
This is also the time you get to see the true colours of
India – i.e. whether you unfurl the flag of Spain or Germany or Brazil or some
other country whose only memory of India is a study in mismanagement. But
enough about the Parliament.